So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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