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what?
penguin condom
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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