I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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