brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need help removing her.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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