wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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