ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i now understand why vodka
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
