i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I need moral support for this bender
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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