Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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