In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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