I'm really into asian looking animals
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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