You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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