I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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