dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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