The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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