You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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