How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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