Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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