i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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