My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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