Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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