They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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