I wanna passion pit in your ass
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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