is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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