You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
