Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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