The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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