He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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