Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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