I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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