You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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