Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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