i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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