but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
