Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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