Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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