How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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