before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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