You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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