dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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