everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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