her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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