How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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