I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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