pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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