I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You made out with two different species that night
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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