just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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