it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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