she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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