This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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