I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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