Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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