It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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