Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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