what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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