My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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